Well, I have never had a blog on Valentine's Day - how was I to know I was going to get all hearts and sweet nothings all up in here? In the interest of fairness here are some alternative candy hearts - Bittersweets offer "flavored, chalky tasting sugar" with sayings like I MISS MY EX , DOG IS CUTER, and EXPLTIV DLETED.
They have a cool candy heart generator on their site here, so you can make up your own sentiment, saccharine or otherwise, and email it today as a Valentine.
